That's really all I have to say. Because that's all my life consists of as of this week. And when I get to next week...I really won't know what to do with myself. Maybe I can actually study... what a strange concept.
I saw Robster do his Spring Sing show tonight. His face...oh man. It's going to be hard to top that...but it's my goal. I WILL beat his Spring Sing face.
Today I ironed an orange jumpsuit. I can honestly say I never imagined the day I would be ironing a jumpsuit...but now if ironing a jumpsuit ever comes up in conversation, I will be able to participate.
This weekend, I woke up to find that my pillow pet was on the other side of the room. Adam's theory? A demon came into my room and moved it there...like in Paranormal Activity. Guess who got to stay up till 5 in the morning on demon duty over skype? That's right. Payback, Adam...payback.
I learned to never shop when you're hungry. I went to Walmart today to get face wash, and left with cheetos, easter cake things, swiss rolls, pizza rolls, and cheese. This will probably make it to the list of my unintelligent decisions, right next to sitting on my hair straightener and pissing off black women on the highway.
These are all really random thoughts that I'm trying to make important so it goes higher on my priority list than studying for my psychology test, but it's not working. It's just so hard to get going when you're this tired...
...that's what she said.
you. are. hilarious.
ReplyDeleteand quite entertaining!